It's clear that our Republican congressman are under a lot of stress at their job, trying desperately to accomplish something meaningful, and so they need a little relaxation. But not every legislator has time to create and upload seductive torso shots to Gawker or Craigslist. Therefore, I've taken the initiative and created a universal placeholder for all members of the GOP who are looking for that special person when they're not looking for ways to guy Medicare.
Have fun, fellahs, and keep up the good work.